Not My Whip

(My Kid) Not My Whip

This site is dedicated to the art of the car and their non-owners.

Beautiful car, ugly car, collector car, or beater car. No Kids required, only encouraged.

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Monday morning. Not My Whip just got too pre-occupied listening to many Soulja Boy’s various “Crank Dat” remixed ringtones to do a web post. We all have our guilty pleasures, right?
Speaking of Soulja Boy, we just found this baby hidden in the stacks. We got Plain Blum Shady with Baby Madam Strike Force doing a Superman. It’s like that part where Christopher Reeve is flying through the air with Lois Lane and all that music swells up. You know the song, “Can you read my mind?” by the world-famous double-famed soundtrack composer, John Williams. Think Superman can read your mind? Naw, dawg. Not My Whip is reading the million mindzzz right now. Everybody’s thinking, “That’s the cutest asian baby momma that’s passed out that man’s shoulder. Maybe she got too close to the coccaine filled Delorean.” That’s what the entire world wide web is thinking. Seriously. I got the analytics to back that up.

Monday morning. Not My Whip just got too pre-occupied listening to many Soulja Boy’s various “Crank Dat” remixed ringtones to do a web post. We all have our guilty pleasures, right?

Speaking of Soulja Boy, we just found this baby hidden in the stacks. We got Plain Blum Shady with Baby Madam Strike Force doing a Superman. It’s like that part where Christopher Reeve is flying through the air with Lois Lane and all that music swells up. You know the song, “Can you read my mind?” by the world-famous double-famed soundtrack composer, John Williams. Think Superman can read your mind? Naw, dawg. Not My Whip is reading the million mindzzz right now. Everybody’s thinking, “That’s the cutest asian baby momma that’s passed out that man’s shoulder. Maybe she got too close to the coccaine filled Delorean.” That’s what the entire world wide web is thinking. Seriously. I got the analytics to back that up.