And we’re back! Notmywhip just had the tires rotated on the foreign import econo-car. That’s code for hiding in the bear den for the tail-end of winter to finish. Word up.
Spring just started for the year and Punxsutawney Phil (translation: the ground hog) just saw three hustlers when he popped up today to greet the early spring.
Hustler One is the one and only Q-Burt from China’s satellite office of Notmywhip, housed in a Shaolin temple. Q-Burt rarely talks but when he does he says some crazy non-non sequitur stuff that just makes your brain sizzle.
Hustler Two is E-Brake aka Sport Cap. You can’t even make eye contact with the guy because he’ll see through you like a glass window and melt your soul. Therefore, he makes it easy for you by never looking directly at your face.
Hustler Three is the Charger. It looks bone stock and it’s still better than your last 3 cars combined.
Maybe your were expecting 3 burnouts instead of hustlers, but the only burnout that you’ll see is the one on your grave.
