Not My Whip

(My Kid) Not My Whip

This site is dedicated to the art of the car and their non-owners.

Beautiful car, ugly car, collector car, or beater car. No Kids required, only encouraged.

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The winter equinox has passed and we look forward to the days getting longer. But will it be longer than this metal missile on wheels? Jelly-Belly Mick Laser can’t even come close with his wingspan compared to the Airstream 270. The owner had to park it in the shade so it wouldn’t blind people with it’s polished slip-stream metal skin. Don’t want to even get that in the sun. Even JB Mick has to wear some Kool-Moe Dee numbers to keep from losing his eyesight in the cool shade. Perhaps it’s to prevent the fear of death. Sort of like standing in a firing squad. Nobody wants to get run over standing next to a fog line on a fast highway. Unless you know you’re going to get up on Notmywhip. That’s how Jelly-BM gets to work.

The winter equinox has passed and we look forward to the days getting longer. But will it be longer than this metal missile on wheels? Jelly-Belly Mick Laser can’t even come close with his wingspan compared to the Airstream 270. The owner had to park it in the shade so it wouldn’t blind people with it’s polished slip-stream metal skin. Don’t want to even get that in the sun. Even JB Mick has to wear some Kool-Moe Dee numbers to keep from losing his eyesight in the cool shade.

Perhaps it’s to prevent the fear of death. Sort of like standing in a firing squad. Nobody wants to get run over standing next to a fog line on a fast highway. Unless you know you’re going to get up on Notmywhip. That’s how Jelly-BM gets to work.

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