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Do you remember watching the part in Excalibur where the King Arthur’s dad, Uther basically has a deceitful, NSFW union with an enemy king’s wife. Notmywhip’s webnizzlemaster does, during freshman high school English class sitting in a portable classroom (a.k.a double-wide trailer). Uther (in a magical disguise) knocks them bootz with all his armor on with the enemy queen. And she’s flopping around with the busomssszzz out. English teacher woman tries to hides the lusty scene by fast-forwarding through. But in her toploader VCR ineptitude she ends up just doing a fast scan of the scene. So, a class full of high-school freshmen eager to experience the mythos of Middle-Earth-Round Table Pizza end up seeing a guy in full shiny armor go at it with lady in a most horrific, sped-up rabbit-way, while viewed in all of it’s 80s glory. End result, this guy sires King Arthur. Fast-forward to the scene where all these dudes are trying to pull out Excalibur from the stone. We got this guy. Can’t do it. This other guy. Can’t do it, either. Patrick Stewart shows up. Can’t do it. Come on, Captain Picard can’t do it? Then this Arthur guy shows up and pulls out the magical sword. It was like these 2 were made for each other. Perhaps like how DJ Curti P-Love was made to be with the mythical ride, Excalibur on Notmywhip. The mean streets of New York’s Meatpacking district cannot deny the brilliance of these big playas. Stars alignin’, steady grindin’, money contract signin’.

Do you remember watching the part in Excalibur where the King Arthur’s dad, Uther basically has a deceitful, NSFW union with an enemy king’s wife. Notmywhip’s webnizzlemaster does, during freshman high school English class sitting in a portable classroom (a.k.a double-wide trailer).

Uther (in a magical disguise) knocks them bootz with all his armor on with the enemy queen. And she’s flopping around with the busomssszzz out. English teacher woman tries to hides the lusty scene by fast-forwarding through. But in her toploader VCR ineptitude she ends up just doing a fast scan of the scene.

So, a class full of high-school freshmen eager to experience the mythos of Middle-Earth-Round Table Pizza end up seeing a guy in full shiny armor go at it with lady in a most horrific, sped-up rabbit-way, while viewed in all of it’s 80s glory. End result, this guy sires King Arthur.

Fast-forward to the scene where all these dudes are trying to pull out Excalibur from the stone. We got this guy. Can’t do it. This other guy. Can’t do it, either. Patrick Stewart shows up. Can’t do it. Come on, Captain Picard can’t do it? Then this Arthur guy shows up and pulls out the magical sword. It was like these 2 were made for each other.

Perhaps like how DJ Curti P-Love was made to be with the mythical ride, Excalibur on Notmywhip. The mean streets of New York’s Meatpacking district cannot deny the brilliance of these big playas. Stars alignin’, steady grindin’, money contract signin’.

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