Notmywhip is cold lampin’ in the house right now. Basically, turned off the heat to save some dough to buy some AC Schnitzer Type III Racing Wheel Spinner knockoffs to mount on the cream-puff Corolla. It’s cold up in herrrrre, but Notmywhip has a little bit of summer on tap.
Sure, you’re tired, sad, depressed, because of the Northern hemisphere weather change and you won’t see the light of day for 6 months and the home team is cursed and won’t ever win a championship and you don’t care about grammar, spelling and run-on sentences. But this little cutie cone will cheer you up. Period.
Check out the ice-cone wielding little shorty next to the Corvette. Dare I ask who is setting the pace again? LW3. That’s who. So, you guys better step up your game by tilting the earth with your submissions and spin it backwards to go back in time like Superman, (The Motion Picture)* to make it hot again.
*Superman doesn’t really tilt the earth in the movie, but he probably could do it out of love for Margot Kidder’s Lois.
